June 14, 2006

Seriously, anyone whos come in contact with me today. Fuck you.

Unless your name happens to start with an "M" and ends in an "att" I hate you and hope you fall off a very large building.


June 12, 2006

Oh look! Something to pass time with at work. Fantastic.

Summer is really slow considering I work at a university. So first things first. I would like to extend a nice hardy fuck you to all you eight legged things out there. I hate you now, I always have and I always will and until I die everytime I see one of you I will scream at the closest person to me until they kill you, and yes I will watch from a distance and laugh. Now this isnt just coming out of no where, over the weekend a spider decided to make its home and its babies inside of the bubbler (for the marijuana impared click here) Good thing there were men around with air compressers. I got a guilt trip on how I'm killing a mom and her babies but really, If I had eight legs and was trying to make babies in your say, favorite pair of shoes/purse/ear/whatever you'd try and shoot me out with an air compresser too.

Nothing else really, I had a nice 4 day weekend and now I'm back here. What a fucking tease. Oh right and one of my "I'm rich and feel the need to be a fucking idiot" bosses is missing  http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/06/12/missing.boater.ap/ 

I hope they find him and all but come on, sailing by yourself in a storm…hmm yeah no red flags there.

June 10, 2006

Hmmm something else I'll forget about in a week?

I guess we will see.